Today I am happy to present you with listings of my “TOP 5” vegetables and fruits, for your consideration. I won’t spend time extolling their individual virtues or attempting to convince you that my besties should be your besties. Instead, I am offering some pretty great quotes or aphorisms (and even one song) for each one. Enjoy!
Top 5 Vegetable Picks
“People who put Avocados in the fridge are basically saying, ‘I want to eventually experience something less amazing.’” –Gregor Collins
“The Cucumber and the Tomato are both fruit; the Avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month, Chicken is officially a vegetable.” –Jasper Fforde
“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for Arugula? I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.” – Obama
Top 5 Fruit Favorites
“Dear God, how can I live a vanilla life when I’m a Strawberry girl?” –Lorna Seilstad
“Men & Melons are hard to know.” – Benjamin Franklin
Just listen to this very out-there song extolling Grapes as well as the amazingess of other fruits.
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